I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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