It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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