just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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