I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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