we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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