I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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