If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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