Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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