I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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