that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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