youre lurking in front of me
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Randomize
