I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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