So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
They took my balls.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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