You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
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I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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