Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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