You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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