Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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