Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
You're like the curious george of whores
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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