I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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