Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
This is classic penis vs brain.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
