I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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