Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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