If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
You are a genius and a whore.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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