Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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