I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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