i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Terrible idea I love it
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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