why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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