I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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