so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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