i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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