i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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