ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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