didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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