Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I know her cup size but not her name....
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