Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I hope mine doesn't look like that
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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