Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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