where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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