best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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