These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Do vagina's smell?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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