i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
