The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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