i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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