Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Randomize
