I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I swear itβs like heβs filling my soul via my vagina
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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