David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
You pole danced in your parka.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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