I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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