i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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