I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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