sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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