Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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