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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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