You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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