you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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