So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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