i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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