How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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