Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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