i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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