Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
the room spins SO much faster in panama
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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