with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
