Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Holy shit dude........stairs
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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